Meet the Hokkers
Meet the residents, their rivalries and the occasional unlikely friendship.
A whole world of questionable characters
The
Hokkerverse.
Meet the Hokkers. Explore Hoksville. Discover The Bark. A whole island of unlikely friendships, legendary grudges and very questionable judgement.
The truth is optional, the language is colourful, and outrage is guaranteed.
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Coming to The Bark
The Two Auld Coos.
Auld Angus is the cynic: older, grumpier and permanently unimpressed. Cootoo is the wind-up merchant: deceptively laid-back and always looking for his next target.
Two Highland cows. One field. Absolutely nae fucks given.
Cootoo: “D'ye think they'll like us?”
Auld Angus: “I was hoping they wouldnae find us.”
A word from the host
Bali Hok, at your service. Allegedly.
Welcome to the Hokkerverse. We've got an island full of characters, a town full of gossip and a newspaper that probably shouldn't be allowed near a printing press.
Make yourself at home. Just don't leave your whisky bottle unattended.
Hoksville
Every town has its characters. Hoksville has rather more than its fair share.
The Bark
News, gossip and matters of questionable public importance, including The Two Auld Coos.
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